Tuesday 17 April 2012

2 Sex Can Be Suck!

Do u agree with the title above?

If not, i have the facts with me..yaks!!

  1. Kissing is dirty! Why?? because... a fact said that there are around five hundred types of bacteria in our mouth, and about fifty per cent of them are present in our tongue...yaks!
  2. Naked body makes noise! Why?? because... a fact said while having sex your bodies rub against each other, and start to sweat, get sticky and even make strange noises...arghh!
  3. Oral sex is not safety! Why?? because..a fact said not washed regularly vagina can smell bad, and cause yeast infection. Hence, making the prospect of sex during periods all the more messy...yaks!
  4. Sex is a messy business! Why?? because...a fact said after orgasm, most people always land up in the bathroom rather than just roll over and go to sleep. And also you have to clean up your messy bed or may even have to change the whole bedding. 
  5. Sex is not sexy anymore! Why?? because...a fact said having sex after a romantic dinner could be one of the grossest things to do. Imagine, sex between burps. Sex isn't fun when your mouth stinks, and when your stomach is full. Now, if you are having sex only to burn calories, then it's a different thing altogether.
  
*If u have any suck sex experiences do share with us ;)

2 comments:

  1. i haven't exp yet but..kiss not dirty if we keep the mouth clean. there is product can use to kill the bacteria.hehehe..make sex in air corn room..u will not sweat..the fack is smelly vagina can make men really like it.. there is fact..if u enjoy it there will be no prob at all to clean the mess after sex u wants more xD...

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  2. sounds very much like a clueless virgin's first time with another clueless who thinks he/she knows a lot...

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